Westfield Shopping Centre has opened perilously close to our home: a fifteen minute walk away, to be exact.
Ordinarily, a new shopping centre might be something to shrugged at (or possibly feared, with the likely adornment of scrofulous, hoodie-wearing, scowling adolescents hanging around) – but Westfield is different. And it scares me.
Westfield is no ordinary “Debenhams ‘n’ Borders” concrete shed. It’s amazing. Gucci, Prada, Miu Miu, Boss, Apple, Tiffany, Foyles, Jo Malone, Abercrombie and Fitch, HMV… the list goes on (and exceeds some two hundred stores, of every description) and I am genuinely frightened that with New Bond Street within fevered running distance, Wife will go insane and be found banging on the doors at 3am in the morning in a pair of pyjamas and a full length coat.
I went there to do some Christmas shopping earlier today: I can’t imagine ever having to go further into London ever again to shop. I don’t mean that I BOUGHT much: I just walked around with a slack-jawed expression, marvelling at how ruinously expensive it could be, and delighting in the idea that I would never have to go to Oxford Street, Regent Street or Bond Street again.