The Client: “So: has everyone read through the presentation that I sent out last week?”
Eiljert Thinks: “I wrote it. I wrote all of it.”
Eiljert Says: “Yes, thank you.”
Client: “So, I think what would be best is if it we ran through that.”
Eiljert Thinks: “Why? Why don’t we run through the brief that accompanied it and that is riddled with problems and contradictions?”
Eiljert Says: “Fine.”
Client: “So, starting with Slide 1…”
Eiljert Thinks: “Is he going to read the slides aloud? There are over 80 of them.”
Eiljert Says: “Just opening the presentation now…”
We ended the conference call after an hour and a half, during which the Client read me all of a presentation that I had written, and then finished with “And there is a brief – but we don’t have time to do that now – but I think this has been very productive.”
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