Youngest Son kicked my father over the weekend. But, as Wife has pointed out, the trouble with any punishment that we have been doling out, is that he simply doesn’t GIVE a shit.
So, Wife has taken draconian measures, and stripped his entire room of EVERYTHING – and that means everything: there are no soft toys, no books, no dinosaurs and no books on tape to listen to. In fact, his room now resembles a monk’s cell in its ascetic appearance – and Wife has decided that it will stay that way until Friday.
It appears to be working: Youngest Son emerged from Nursery today and announced with a solemn face: “Mama, I have learned my lesson”, much to the amusement of the other mothers. Only time will tell, but I’ve got no idea what we’re going to do next. A vow of silence and 5a.m. Matins, perhaps.